2019 · Lifestyle

BLOGMAS: My Favourite Christmas Cracker Jokes

Hello everyone and welcome to day 2 of Blogmas. I’m actually very excited about this post because it combines two of my favourite things: Christmas and jokes. I am such a fan of corny Dad jokes that litter every Christmas cracker on the market so I thought I would share my personal favourites. Let me know which joke is your favourite in the comments below!

Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? A mince spy.

 

Why do birds fly south in the winter? It’s too far to walk.

 

What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive? “One day my prints will come!

 

What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve.

 

What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper.

 

What happened to the man who stole an Advent calendar? He got 25 days.

 

Why did Santa go to the doctor? Because of his bad “elf”!

 

What says Oh Oh Oh? Santa walking backwards!

 

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? Quit hanging around!

 

Where does Mistletoe go to become famous? “Holly” wood!

 

What is the most competitive season? Win-ter!

 

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!

 

Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks!

 

These are all so ridiculously bad but at the same time, they’re amazing! Thank you for reading and I shall see you tomorrow!

Love Beth

XX

 

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